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From the desk of Jack Ellis:
Hello!
First things first...
If you have strong Christian religious convictions, this page will offend you. You should leave now.
OK... let's get down to business.
Several weeks ago a beautiful young blonde moved into the apartment just down the hall from mine.
I only saw her from a distance for the longest time, but eventually we crossed paths and I started a conversation with her.
She was friendly and talkative, and from what she told me she had attended a Christian college.
In spite of that - or because of it... I found out later through the grapevine that she hid the fact she was engaged from me!
Naturally I wanted her, so I was determined to find out just what makes these "good Christian girls" tick so it would be possible not only to seduce this one girl, but many other "religious" girls as well!
After successfully seducing her I've been amazed at how easy it's been to pick up girls at church - and I'm the biggest "heathen" you'll ever meet!
It doesn't matter what denomination it is, or how "holy" they pretend to be... if you aren't targeting some of your pick up efforts at Christian women you are really missing out.
"God" And Turn It Into Your Own
Personal Pleasure Palace!
The one thing you must do to “size up” any church and decide if it will make a good hunting groundHow portraying yourself as a renegade or “bad boy” could be the best move you’ll make when going after Christian girlsThe social dynamics of the average Christian church explained – how to get what YOU want and rise above the gossip, backstabbers, and creeps“The Last Supper” – a Bible-based pattern that creates a time constraint in her mind, allowing you to seduce her at least 3 times faster than normalDiscover how flattery can get you EVERYWHERE with Christian women who are marriedA 5-step plan for climbing the church social ladder as quickly as possible – put yourself at or near the top and your opportunities with women will skyrocketLearn how many Christian men are control freaks and generally unattractive to women – and how to set yourself apart from them by creating your own “back story”How to keep your “Holy affairs” secret and not get caught – if word gets out that you’re fooling around with women at the church they may throw you out, but not if you use this unique methodHow to convince her that the church is wrong about premarital sex – this one is risky but with the right timing could open her legs faster than anything!
My research indicates there are at least 70 million Christian women in the United States of America right now.I know that some group (or groups) or religious fanatics could get together and try to ruin me if they were so inclined.
But this road map to the female Christian mind is so unique I can't help but share it. Besides, I'm not going to be scared off from publishing quality information by a bunch of Bible-beating maniacs!
The 3 signs that will help you spot women LOOKING for affairs in church – almost every church has at least 1 or 2 women who are open to the possibility and now you can find these easy lays
“The Spirit of Rebellion” – virtually ALL religious women have this spirit at one or more times – now you’ll be able to identify the times it is likely to happen and take advantage of it!
Learn how “Christian counselors” shamelessly seduce the women who seek them out for help – even if they’re coming to them for help with their marriage!
How to become a legally ordained minister who can perform marriages and ceremonies – and even start his own church – in less than 5 minutes
One of the sickest patterns ever devised… “Noah’s Ark” – this mind-melting routine allows you to implant yourself in her mind and merge thoughts of you with her religious beliefs
Why boring, corny activities like Sunday school and bake sales can get you laid more than you ever imagined
Most people are herd animals and are to be treated as such!
Everyone likes to think they make their own decisions - good, sound, logical decisions.
But the reality is this: almost everyone follows the crowd, no matter how illogical the crowd happens to be!
In order to be a member of the herd, the member has to surrender control of part of their thinking and decision making process to the group consciousness.
How To Nail Christian Girls is different from most "how to get girl" books since it shows you how to use the beliefs they already have to get in their pants - you won't have to "fight" their religious convictions - you'll be using them to get what you want!
If you've ever read my books you'll know there is one huge fact of human psychology that we can count on:
Right Now:
The “Pillar of Salt” pattern – recite this and she will want to re-enact the days of Sodom and Gomorrah with you!
Real-life examples of men who used The Holy Bible as a blueprint to fulfill all their sexual desires with as many women as they wanted
“Virginity pledges” – it’s estimated that at least 1 in 8 young women have taken these. But don’t worry – I’ll give you my word-for-word “Charles Manson Mindfuck Pattern” that made one religious virgin walk into my bedroom and remove all her clothes – just after she got scared and was about to leave!
One simple thing you can do to stand out from the boring men who attend church – this drives women crazy and lets them know you’re available, but you won’t have to say a word…
Why being a missionary may lead you to have more girls than you ever thought possible – but you have to go to the right places!
How churches sometimes “split” and why… and how you can play both sides to keep the most options open
The Family Approach – how to win over the families of single women in the church and have HER chasing YOU
The differences between young single Christian women and married Christian women explained – if you don’t get this you’ll go nowhere
How one man set up a sister-sister threesome – just by attending the church car wash and talking to one of the sisters!
How to build in a “back door” that will make sure the married ones don’t tell anyone about what you’re doing. If she has a sudden bout of religious fanaticism she might even confess to her husband! Minimize the chances of this happening by using the back door.
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God's Whores
In the 1970's and 80's a Christian cult group existed that had a unique way of gaining converts...
It would send out attractive women to seduce men into the church!
They called this "Flirty Fishing" and even had official manuals and reports about the whole thing.
I've found some of them and am offering them to you now as a bonus. There are so many incredible ideas in this manual about seducing hot, sexy Christian girls that I don't even know where to begin... I seriously considered selling this as a separate product!
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Direct from my personal library of cult material, this could be the wildest thing you ever read in your life!
At Absolutely No Risk...
How To Nail Christian Girls is a digital book that will help you seduce more religious women than ever before.
You have a full 30 days to read the information and put it into practice. If after 30 days you feel it hasn't helped you achieve your goals, I want you to write me and ask for a refund.
100% of your money will be refunded - no questions asked.
(Even if it's 3:00 AM on a Sunday)
Take care,
Jack Ellis
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